forum What Vine Would Your Character Be?

Started February 11, 2021 by @John-Mulaney-Killed-Princess-Diana group

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MY ANSWER:
Brexley: Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!
Bianca: This b-tch empty! YEET!
Robin: I'm a bad b-tch you can't kill me
Saff: Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Kaden: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Devon: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!
Evie: Oh my god, they were roommates
Ben: WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSSSSSEEEEEEE?????
Astrid: Ah f-ck, I can't believe you've done this (she was killed in my story lol)

Destrian: Two bros chillin in a hot tub
Sadon: What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never f-cken learned how to read!
Aryn: Is there anything better than p-ssy? Yes, a really good book!
Peter: Ohmigod, they were roommates…
Ekhös: 98% of the time I have no idea what the f-ck I'm talking about!
Tauni: PATRICIA!!! Get it together sweetie we have a show this weekend.

conner: d'you ever–like, wake up, do–uh, like, do something, and you're just like–what the h–fuck is goin' on?
faith: it's a avocado!…thanks…
ben: yo what's the scoop? [rides up] penis [rides off and immediately crashes]
jonas: mhmhm! that is not correct. because according to the encyclopedia of plpplhphlphp
haley: happy birthday to the rock, but what's another year when you're immortal and will never die
felicity: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday, hahaa. so now i take, adderall hahaa
tori: um i just got a random burst of energy, and i think it's my body's ~ last hurrah ~ before it completely shuts down

Haven: I don't fucking like you
Adisa: You don't like me?
Haven: No.
Adisa: uncontrollable laughter awe! wait- A W E

Flora: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

Kevin: Can I get a waffle? Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

Uri: I never went to- oovoo… javer-

Amena: Hi, welcome to chilli's

Amena: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Luc: I thought you were American.

Fiona: Whgagahgahga lipstick?! In my Valentino white bag?!?!

Scott: Oh my god, they were roommates?!

Christi: Hi I'm Christi I'm 19 and I never f-kin learned how to read.
Ruby: I love myself. Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself.

Mia: Don't f-k with me I have the power of God and anime on my side.
Natalie: Wait-
Mia: AAAAAAAAHHHH

I actually did a very sketchy animatic of one of mine. He's a waiter and legitimately hates his job, so–

web of lies characters;

adrastos: mhmhmh, that is not correct. because according to the encyclopedia of plgfpkfjfnmkndj
hypnos, to vincent: you're are my daaaad you're my dad! boogie woogie woogie
melany: you spi- WHASHHAHWWA??? LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG?????????

wilted roses characters;

evelynn: it is wednesday my dudes. aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA
minto: [pours Life cereal into a bowl, lemons come out of the box] well, when life gives you lemons-
kirsten: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday, hahaaa. so now i take ✨ adderall ✨ haha
genesis: can i please get a waffle- cAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE??????
madame: giVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY [yeets doll at a wall]

friday night funkin ocs;

malomi: hey, i think you're really cool, i like you a lot- maybe we can hang out or something???
kimtar: i hate my body~ i hate my body~
vienna: country boyyyy i love youuuuu bleeggh

Minnie: dON"T FCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE *inhales aaAAAAAAA-
Sage: when there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is; walk awA-eA-EAy
Ethan: this b*tch empty - yEET
Reese: But the yo-yo master did not answer; he just kept on yo-ing-

Tiap: Watch your profanity-

Dr Gill: Making copies- Move, I'm gay. In the workplace, being gay just has its perks.
Dr Finch: Hi my name is Derek welcome to Pizza Hhhh- Lemme guess, Pizza? faints
(They're scientists but they're so stupid, I love them)

Dick: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Juniper?
Juniper: No.
Frog: I do!
Dick: I know Frog.
Frog: I'm sad.
Dick: I know Frog.

Shiloh: Welcome to Del Taco, we've got Fre…FrE sHa Va Ca Do. FRE SHA–

Vanessa: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!\\

(i'd 100% add more once i think of them)

Stormchaser: Kevin, watch the light dude!
Nightshade: breaks light

Eira: I'm a lesbian
Sol: I thought you were American

Stormchaser: Do you wanna talk about your emotions, Nightshade?
Nightshade: No.
Teke: I do.
Stormchaser: I know, Teke
Teke: I'm sad.
Stormchaser: I know, Teke.

Nightshade: I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!

Luna: Happy birthday, Stormchaser!
Stormchaser: I can't swim.