Vee uses tackle!

Hee-Ho [realizes that he hasn't introduced himself]: Ho no! Silly me I forgot to introduce ho-self. My name is Jack Frost, The Ultimate Snowman!

[CG] Jack Frost, Ultimate Snowman [CG]

Gender: Male

Game Series: SMT/Persona

Race: Demon Fairy

Blood type: I 

Birthday: December 22

Level: Unknown 

A frost spirit made from ice and snow that appears during the winter and melts away in the spring. Often pepper's his speech with "hee", "ho" and "Hee-Ho".

Do not be fooled by his cute demeanor, however, for Jack Frost is known to freeze people with his cold breath, smiling all the while. Some suggest that he originally looked like an abominable snowman, but may have changed form to appear more approachable and thus more easily lure in his victims. He wears a blue hat and blue boots with black bottoms.

Jack Frost [happy]; See, it even says so here-ho!

Vee: Huh, it really does!

Achu:...

[CG END]

Vee [starstruck]: So you're an ultimate? [pumped] Well I'm one too! *gasp* does that mean we are classmates?

Jack Frost [joyful]: you're pretty much right-ho! So who are you?

Vee [feels silly]: Oh right... [proud] My name is Eevee, and I'm the Ultimate Adapter!

[CG] Eevee, Ultimate Adapter [CG]

Gender: Female

Game Series: Pokemon

Level: 18

Blood type: O

Birthday: May 5

This Eevee can quickly moods in a second, making her adept in social interactions, hence her talent. Also the fact she's the start of the "Eeveelution" line doesn't hurt.

This Eevee wears flowers on her tail,which was a friendship gift from her best friend, Pikachu.

[CG END]

Eevee [cheerful]: Yep, that's me done! Which just leaves only you, bestie!

Achu [buffering]: ...

Jack Frost [consern]: Uh, is hee ok?

Eevee [sigh]: Good grief...[mad] HEY! EARTH TO PIKACHU!

Pikachu [snaps out of buffering]: AH! Eevee, you almost got shocked again!

Eevee [smug]: Yeah, well, this nice snowman called Jack Frost wants to know your ultimate talent!

Jack Frost [waves to Pikachu] Hee-ya!

Pikachu [confused]: Eevee, that snowman is INSIDE! How isn't that confusing you?

Eevee [judging]: Pikachu, there are ice cream pokemon. It's basically the same deal.

Pikachu [gets it now]: Ah, they are fine anywhere, they just like the cold more.

Eevee [good grief]: Yep, you got it. [to Jack Frost] Sorry about that, he would have failed Pokemon School if it wasn't for me.

Jack Frost [confused]: But... Isn't he a pokemon?

Pikachu [mad]: I heard that! It's just that[sighs] I'm too cool to remember facts.

Eevee [judging]: ... A quote from your favorite movie? Really?

Pikachu [defensive]: Hey, Hard Pika is a great movie! [Sighs] Anyway... [questioning] You are Jack Frost, right?

Jack Frost [happy]: The one and only hee-ho!

Pikachu [-_-]: I'm Pikachu, the Ultimate Generator. Very cool to meet you.

[CG] Pikachu, Ultimate Generator [CG]

Gender: Male

Game Series: Pokemon

Level: 18

Blood type: O

Birthday: July 15

This Pikachu can emit enough electricity to match 600,000 Pikachu's, which makes his ultimate talent make sense. Before coming to Peak Mascots Academy, he was at the biggest electrical factory, because of course he would be hired there.

This Pikachu is a "cool chu" who kinda fails at being one, but that doesn't stop him from trying. He looks like a typical Pikachu, more or less.

Pikachu [confused]: Wait, what's Peak Mascots Academy?

Eevee: Unbelievable... Did you really not read the letter? The one with the school's NAME on it???

Pikachu [rubs back of head]: Oh, yeah I did. But my going away party was so wild, I forgot most of it.

Eevee: At least you made it here...

Jack Frost: Actually, about that, ho...

[CG END]

Jack Frost [quizzing]: Do either of you hee-member how you got here?

Eevee [about to answer]: ... [thinking] ... Actually, I don't remember how I got here.

Pikachu [shocked] That's concerning. Do you at least remember the last thing you did?

Eevee [confirming]: Yep, I eating supper with my parents. We were having Mac and Cheese!

Pikachu [jelly]: Lucky...

Jack Frost [confirming]: Ah, same as me, ho. Ho, 2 others said the same thing!

Pikachu [shocked]: There's more here?

Jack Frost [gleeful]: Yep-ho! I guess you haven't checked out your funky iPads.

iPads? I rubbed my fur and felt something not soft and fluffy. I managed to pull it out, and it was an iPad with a dead bunny logo on the back. I turned it on, and it showed me, Eevee and Jack Frost as 8-bit sprites as well as 17 question marks. It also had our info on it.

Eevee [wondering]: I guess that these are the school's iPad. I definitely haven't seen these before.

Jack Frost [agreed]: Yeah, pretty sure they are. Ch'p is sure that they have a map as well, but it appears to be locked for now, ho.

Pikachu [🤨]: Well, that's a oddly weird design choice. [Confused] Wait, who's Ch'p?

Jack Frost [starstruck]: You'll see later. He and ... [Sighs lovely] My Idol found me in the freezer in the kitchen. I thought I ended up in the shadow realm...

Eevee [happy]: They sound amazing. Well, let's get out of this library and see who else is here!

Pikachu [confused]: Wait, we are in a library?

Eevee [-_-]: Arcus, look around for a moment, jeez.

I looked around, and indeed we were in a library. Books among books were stacked on the shelves and there were more bean bags than the one that I was stuck to. However, I noticed something that did not belong in a library.

Pikachu [confused]: Easter eggs?

Eevee [wondering]: Yeah, it's a bit out of place in here. The fact that there are two of them as well...

Jack Frost [happy]: There were th-hee in the kitchen too! One of them was on the freezer I was sleeping in.

Jack Frost shows us his egg, which looked like it been in the freezer for some time, for a while before putting it back back in I don't know where 

Eevee [jelly]: You mean everyone has one of those? Come on, we're getting one too!

Pikachu [rubs back of head]: we don't really-

Too late

Got an Easter egg!

Eevee [proud]: There! Now we are part of the cool kids club.

Pikachu [-_-]: Thanks. Glad to be in it.

Jack Frost [wink]: You're not in the cool hos club yet. [holds out hand] you got to shake my hand in order to really get in.

Pikachu: Fine, whatever drags this out more...

Eevee [pout]: Come on, don't be a sore sport!

We both shook Jack Frost's hand, who seemed to be very happy that we did. However, afterwards we both had a piece of paper that said "you win!"

Jack Frost [Joyful]: Congratulations! Your first task in the cool hos club is finally get out of this library!

Pikachu [relived]: Finally. It feels like we been here for almost a year.

Eevee [😊]: Well, then let's get out of here!

[Exit Library]

As soon we exited the library, we found ourselves in a hallway.

Eevee [😲]: Wow, this hallway is sure a hallway.

Jack Frost [ತ⁠_⁠ತ]: Ho, that's like saying fairy's are made of fairy's.

Pikachu [making the same face as Jack Frost]: Or saying that ghost types are made up of ghosts.

Eevee [pout]: Hey, give me some slack! It's not my fault that this hallway looks really boring. [thinking] Well, besides the door that in front of us.

She pointed forward, and I have to say, putting a theater door right across a door that looks like it came out of the 1800's is certainly an odd design choice.

Jack Frost [smile]: Hee-Ho, indeed it is! [sad] I tried to open it earlier, but it was locked, ho. [happy] But maybe now it will be opened!

Pikachu [wondering]: You think that there are more of our classmates in there?

He just shugged. I think Eevee was about to say something about not knowing until you know, but she didn't. 

That was because the door in front of us was opened.

[CG] The Bear and Two Cats [CG]

Nick Furry [sigh]: See, I told ya kids that the door wasn't booby trapped.

Go to sleep [defensive]: HEY, I was just... Being cautious! Yeah!

Pun Bear [😏]: Which is why you were beary afraid of the chairs?

Go to sleep [blushing pout]: S-shut up, you stupid bear.

Pun Bear [cheerful]: Whatever you say...

[CG END]

The pun bear then looked at us and gasped.

Pun Bear [happy]: Hey, there are more here!

He then ran past the two cats, and stopped in front of us.

Pun Bear [cheerful]: Bear-lo there! I'm Teddie, the Ultimate Investigator!

[CG] Teddie, Ultimate Investigator [CG]

Gender: Male

Birthday: July 10

Age (estimate): 18

Series: Persona

Race: Shadow Bear

Blood Type: Unknown 

The heart of Inaba's Investigation Team (as well as the mascot of its superstore, June's), He and his nose saved many from joining a corpse party in the telephone wires, and eventually found out the killer was the cabbage guy. It's because of this that he got his ultimate talent.

He is an anthropomorphic bear with blue fur. He wears red and white jumpsuit-like clothing, though it appears to be part of his body.  While he is naive and a bit flirty to the opposite sex, He is a loyal bear to his friends, and will always help anyone in need.

Even if said person doesn't like bear puns.

Teddie [happy]: Beary nice to meet all of you!

[CG END]

Eevee [cheerful]: Beary nice to meet you, Teddie! I'm Eevee!

Jack Frost [cheerful]: And I'm Jack Frost, ho!

Teddie [😊]: Beary nice to meet you two! [wondering] And who are you, mousey?

Pikachu [confused]: A mouse? [turns around] Where?

Eevee [ರ⁠_⁠ರ]: He's talking about you, doofus.

Pikachu [silly]: Oh, right. [Rubs back of head] I'm Pikachu. Nice to meet you Teddie, as well as the two cats behind you.

Go to sleep [angry]: I'M NOT A CAT!

Teddie [-_-]: Go look at a mirror.

Go to sleep [flustered]: I can't you stupid bear. I have... Um... Mirror allergies!

Teddie: First chairs and now mirrors? Jeez, you really must be on edge today...

Go to sleep: I.. Uh... I...

Nick Furry [sigh]: Kiddo, if you're worried that these other kids are responsible for "kidnapping" is, don't be. [Smile] They don't look like kidnappers, anyway.

Go to sleep [😤]: ... Fine. You got a point there.

Nick Furry [cheerful]: Alright, now that's out of the way... [serious] I assume you kids want to know who I am?

We all nodded back at the cool cat.

Nick Furry: Name's Jubei, Ultimate Swordscat. Nice to meet'ya kids.

[CG] Jubei, Ultimate Swordscat [CG]

Gender: Male

Brithday: September 3

Race: Beastkin (Cat)

Age (estimate): 100

Series: Blazblue 

Blood Type: O

The strongest person in his series, as well as one of the Six Heroes, Jubei and Musashi, which are Jubei's twin swords that can cut through anything, have left many fighters defeated and humiliated. This is thanks to his almost Sonic like speed and dexterity, making him able move his swords from paws, tails and mouth in a matter of a nanosecond. No question how he got his ultimate talent, huh?

Jubei's feline appearance belies his true age as a beastkin who has lived for over a century. Having seen his world before the Dark War, during it, and after it, Jubei's outlook on life is unique, and he plays the part of a mentor who has helped guide those who come to him. As well as being Teddie and Morgana's (unofficial) babysitter.

Cheerful in a way befitting an old man, Jubei's jovial outlook on life is infectious, and he wants nothing more than peace for his friends and family. Although his speech is generally rough, his sense of humanity is better than most humans, and it does not take much to emotionally sway him. Regardless of those he meets, Jubei treats them with the same warmth.

Jubei is a two tailed, cat-type beastkin with black and white fur, amber eyes and a black mane, which is hidden under his hood.

He wears a largely orange hoodie with black trimmings, reminiscent of those worn by the Kaka clan, with a brown belt strap that went over his right shoulder, which he uses to carry the Musashi. He also wears a belt-like eyepatch over his right eye. Underneath it is his late brother Tomonori's right eye, which was given to him by Rachel, years after he lost his original eye defending Bloodedge and Celica from a remnant of the Black Beast.

This is the short version, by the way.

Eevee: Wow, that's a lot of info that just flew over my head!

Jubei [understanding]: Don't worry about it too much right now. I can explain most of it later.

Pikachu: Most? Is this one of those "the more you know, the more confusing it gets"?

Jubei [sighs]: Pretty much, kid.

Jack Frost: Ho boy.

[CG END]

Go to sleep [mad]: Hey I'm still here, you know!

Teddie [cheeky]: Well, looks like somebody has recovered...

Go to sleep [pout]: shut up, Teddie! [looks at Pikachu] Hey, you think I'm so pathetic, don't you?

Pikachu [smirk]: Well, you were afraid of some chairs, so yeah.

The black and white cat shook their head, and they put their paws on their waist, all proud like.

Go to sleep [😤]: Well, I'll let you know that you are in the presence of the great Ultimate Thief, Morgana!

[CG] Morgana, Ultimate Thief [CG]

Race: (Not a) Cat

Gender: Male (according to Morgana, needs confirmation, let's go with He/They for now)

Age (estimate): 18

Blood Type: Unknown

The heart of the Phantom Thiefs, Morgana was the one to lead their band of dumb rebellious teens to the treasures of the worst of mankind, making the wrongdoers pay for their crimes. It's because of their skills as a thief that he got the title of ultimate, well, thief.

Morgana is an anthropomorphic and biped tuxedo cat-like creature with a large spheroidal head. Their fur is predominantly black, except on their limbs and tail which appear white. The bottom front half of their face is also white. Their outer ears are black with white inner ears. He has a lemon-colored scarf around their neck, as well as a utility belt around their hips, with two golden buttons and two bags attached. He generally has tufts of fur within the inside of their ears, around their shoulders and on their chest. He has pink paw pads.

If Morgana was placed on the tsundere scale, they would be ranked "verbal aggressiveness", although all he can do is call anyone who annoys them stupid.

Morgana [angry arm waving]: Did the info dump just called me dumb?!

Teddie: No, Mona-chan. In fact, they called you very smart.

Morgana [embarrassed]: Oh really, Teddie? [Smirk] Well, thank you, info dump!

... No comment.

[CG END]

Jack Frost [thinking]: So what now, ho?

Morgana [annoyed]: Well, I'm just glad I'm not being called "Go to sleep" anymore.

Eevee [mad]: You think that's bad? I was called "Weird Hybrid"!

Pikachu [confused]: What are you two talking about...

Eevee: The weird names before we introduced ourselves, Achu!

Teddie [O_O]: Bless you, Eevee!

... Should I tell him? Naw.

Pikachu [thinking]: You want to know who put those names there, I assume.

Eevee [nodding]: Pretty Much, yep.

Morgana: whoever put those dumb names in there, show yourself!

...

Jubei [consern]: Morgana, I don't think you'll understand the answers you seek.

Morgana [🤨]: Ok, boomer, what makes you think I won't?

Nya Cat [mad]: Hey, you should respect your elders, lady!

Morgana [shocked]: Where did you come from?! [annoyed] Also, I'm a guy! I'm sure of it!

Nya Cat [glasses]: Nya, you don't believe that your a cat. Akasha, please help this poor soul.

Everyone but Jubei and Nya Cat[confused]: Who's Akasha?

Nya Cat: Yes.

Eevee: By any chance, are you the one who put all those silly names there?

Nya Cat [vibing] Also yes. I even gave myself one!

Morgana [mad arm waving]: WHY?

Nya Cat [proud]: Because I'm Neco-Arc, Ultimate Meme! That's why!

[CG] Neco-Arc, Ultimate Meme [CG]

Gender: Wat?

Age: of god

Brithday: April 1

Race: Funni Cat

Series: Everything, Everywhere, All at once.

Blood Type: nO

Hey, this is the part that has basic information on me, Nya? Well I'll make it quick, because the author recently past the 3,000 word count. Good for him. But this is Ao3 and there's a limit of how many letters you can use.

I don't know why I'm telling you, the reader about this. You probably already knew that. Unless you're new, in which case, Welcome to Ao3! Thanks for giving your time to read Zero's fic, he has been working on this fic for a long time, even if it takes until the summer time to start actually working on it, Nya~. He even sent this to some people when he was still working on this chapter, although as of writing this, nobody has said anything yet. He hopes he's been writing this many characters correctly, because mis-characterization annoys him greatly. Care for me to give an example of a piece of media that had that problem, as well as many other things Zero really hated about it?

Aporkalypse Now. Not the 2012 movie he didn't know about, but the comic book that Zeb Wells wrote. Y'know, the one writing current Spider-Man? Ya, that one.

Zero had to google that just to spell that ... Thing. He hates it as much as a certain youtuber hates Toy Story 4 and the latest Indiana Jones movie. Both of them also hate V3 for obvious reasons.

Zero wants me to tell those in all of his discord's an apology for using the forbidden commend. He hopes that you can forgive him, and that you are enjoying the story so far.

Oh, yeah, this info dump was supposed to be about me, Neco-Arc! I knew I was forgetting somemew...

Do I really need to? You can go on YouTube type and type "Neco-Arc Memes" and you'll understand how Zero concluded that my ultimate talent should be that. I think it's fits me perfectly, nya~.

Taxi Smoker: Hey, are you done yet, sis?

Neco-Arc [Nod]: Yeah, pretty much. Make sure you leave kudos, reader!

[CG END]

Teddie [confused]: Now who are you, and how long have you been standing there?

Taxi smoker [shug]: I have been here the whole time she was info dumping. I'm Neco-Chaos, Ultimate Barkeep. Nice of you to ask so fast.

[CG] Neco-Chaos, Ultimate Barkeep [CG]

Gender: Who?

Age: of god

Birthday: April 2

Race: Funni Cat

Series: Everything, Everywhere, All at once.

Blood Type: nO

Basically a chill version of Neco-Arc that smokes. That's basically it.

Uh, don't smoke, kids.

Neco-Chaos [puffs out smoke]: simple and clean, kid. You love to see that.

Um, thank you. I don't really have much to say on you.

Neco-Chaos [shug]: Like I said, it's fine. Besides you still have 12 more you need to introduce. I'm just here to vibe.

Well, nothing wrong with that.

[CG END]

Jack Frost [happy]: Hee-Ho, nice to meet you two! I'm -

Neco-Arc [😗]: We already know who you are, Jack Frost. As well as everyone else here. We can see your names.

Morgana [(⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)]: That's not concerning at all...

We then heard a loud stomach grumble.

Teddie [staving]: Beary sorry, that's me! [Wondering] Does anyone know if we have food?

Jack Frost [cheerful]: We sure do, ho! It's actually down this way.

Jack Frost pointed to the right.

Jack Frost: That's where the kitchen is. It's just down this hallway.

Neco-Chaos [glad]: Great, we are staving too!

Neco-Arc [😏]: Yeah, and there were snickers in the room we were in, but they were all got ate by a black thing.

Morgana [mad]: Hey, that's not nice.

Jubei [sighs]: Kid, they weren't talking about you.

Morgana [embarrassed]: Oh.

Eevee [wondering]: I was thinking about the fact that there weren't three of you. Are they the third one?

Neco-Arc [nods]: Yep, they sure are nya~ [serious] I better watch out if I were you.

Eevee [:p]: Going to meet them anyway. Where are they?

Neco-Arc: To the left of the hallway, right side door. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Eevee had already left to find them. Oh boy.

Pikachu [sighs]: I'll go after her. We'll ketchup with you later.

Jack Frost [smile]: OK, ho! Everyone else, foll-ho me!

Jack Frost then proceeded to grab everyone's sans mine hand to kitchen. I wonder if he put “you win”notes in their hands.

He probably did. Anyway, time to catch up with Vee. I walked to the left side of the hallway, which when facing that direction, becomes forward. So I'm going left forward, I guess.

After walking for a while, I found her starring at an open door with her mouth opened so wide, you could fit a Rowlet in there.

Pikachu [smirk]: Hey, did something get in your mouth?

As soon as I say that, she snaps back to reality.

Eevee [mad]: Pikachu, look at this room! It's filled with used candy wrappers!

Pikachu [-_-]: Come on Vee, [takes a look at the room] it can't be... [Shocked] Wow this is a mess.

[CG] The Massacre of Snicker wrappers [CG]

The room is dark, with the only light coming in from where the two Pokemon are standing (which is outside the door). The floor is covered with ripped candy wrappers and boxes. It's basically saying "Beware of the black thing that is in this room!"

Unfortunately, they didn't get that memo, and walked in anyway.

Eevee [worried]: Well I'm glad we have at least a bit light.

A evil lightbulb appears over Pikachu's head.

Pikachu [😈]: What light?

Pikachu closes the door, making everything dark.

[CG END]

Eevee: Pikachu?

Pikachu: Yeah?

Eevee: If this black thing kills us, I'm going to blame you.

Pikachu: Yeah I know. If you like, I'll hold on to your fluff.

Eevee: Yes please, the darkness is already getting to me.

Just as I planned. Now all I have to worry about is the black thing.

Hopefully Neco-Arc was just blowing things out of control, and it's nice...

So we walk on the candy wrappers making loud crunching noises as we went to find a light switch.

Eevee: There should be a light switch around here somewhere.

Pikachu: I'm beginning to regret my choice of closing the door.

Eevee: Well, on the plus side, we haven't bump into the thing Neco- Oof!

Pikachu: Are you okay???

Eevee: Yeah, I think I just bumped into a wall.

... Do walls have purple eyes?

Wacky Noodle Arms: Actually, you just bumped into my leg.

Eevee: Oh sorry! We can't see in the dark.

Pikachu: Uhhh...

Wacky Noodle Arms: I can see that. I can get the light switch, since it's too high for either of you.

Eevee: Really? Thank you so much, uhhhhh....

The light turned on, and we saw a huge black thing with long white hair and even longer limbs.

Wacky Noodle Arms [unreadable]: Merkava, Ultimate Void.

[CG] Merkava, Ultimate Void [CG]

Gender: Male

Series: Under Night In-Birth

Height: 6'11"

Birthday: Unknown

Bloodtype: Unknown

He fears. Every day, the curse that permeates through his body grows stronger. The memory is lost, the flesh that is no longer, the hunger that cannot be fulfilled. He dashes across the earth, drenched in red, trailing behind him, his crimson arms. A beast of the Void. Neither peace nor hope has resided in this body for a long, long time.

[CG END]

Merkava: If you’re worried about being consumed, don’t be. I just ate a lot of that … chocolate thing.

Eevee [annoyed]: Yeah, we noticed this mess. Also what’s up with your info dump?

Merkava: I'm not sure about what you're talking about... However, I suggest you keep your distance from me.

Pikachu [curious]: Because you eat too much candy? That's not really a bad-

Merkava: That's not what I meant.

Pikachu [confused]: What do- [realizes] Oh, you eat living beans,do you?

Eevee [😳]: Sorry, eat WHAT?

Merkava: Well, no, but actually yes.

Eevee [confused]: That doesn’t-

Eevee didn’t get to finish her sentence, because a green dinosaur bursted into the room, and hugged Merkava.

[CG] The Voids greatest weakness [CG]

BEEG NOSE [happy]: Merva! Yoshi is happy that you’re here too!

Merkava [😳]: …

Pikachu: So you CAN emote…

Merkava:…

Pikachu: Um, are you okay, Merkava?

BEEG NOSE: Yeah, Merva is. This happens every time Yoshi hugs Merva.

Eevee: Merva? Your friends with the living bean eater?

[CG END]

The big nose dinosaur let go of Merkava, and looked at Eevee angrily. Uh oh.

BEEG NOSE [angry]: What’s that supposed to mean?

Merkava [back to normal]:… It is true, Yoshi.

Yoshi: So? Yoshi also eats living beans too, and everyone loves Yoshi! The weird hybrid has no excuse to treat Merva like that! Say sorry to Merva!

Eevee [scared]: Uh… Sorry!!!

Merkava: It’s fine, Eevee. I can understand why our friendship is… odd. But it works. Yoshi keeps me away from my beast like desires.

Yoshi [blushing]: Aw, thank you, Merva! [happy] Now we have that out of the way, we can be friends now!

… I don’t think it works like that, but what do I know?

Eevee [awkward]: Um, if we are going to be friends, should we go over names and ultimates?

Yoshi [realized]: Oh, yeah Yoshi forgot! Sorry about that…

Eevee [wink]: Eh, it’s fine. I’m Eevee, by the way, and I’m the ultimate adapter!

Pikachu [happy]: And I’m Pikachu, ultimate generator. [curious] your name is Yoshi, right?

Yoshi [happy]: You got that, Pikachu! Yoshi is Ultimate Eater! Nice to meet you!

[CG] Yoshi, Ultimate Eater [CG]

Gender: Male

Series: THE MARIO BROS, THEY ARE READY TO, um, FIX YOUR PIPES! DON’T GET TELEPORTED, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING YOU ARE GETTING, LIGHTYEAR? OK, I don’t know the rest of the Mario rap, so I’ll stop.-Zero

Weight: 60 kg

Height: 162 cm

Colour: Green

Birthday: July 15

Blood Type: AB

… do I really have to explain who Yoshi is? It’s Yoshi. Surely, it would be a waste of-

Woke reviewer [I forgot who, but I’ll never forget what they said]: Nobody cares about Yoshi! He’s so unimportant that nobody is excited that he is here!

On the second thought…

Yoshi [wondering]: Hey, can Yoshi do the info dump?

Sure thing, Yoshi!

Yoshi thanks Zero! Yoshi is very happy!

Anyway Yoshi has to introduce Yoshi, right? Well, Yoshi speaks in, what is it called again?

Third person, Yoshi.

Yeah, that! Anyway, Yoshi is the loyal steed of Mario, who gives Yoshi some food every now and then!

Yes, Yoshi is not any Yoshi! Yoshi is the one who went on all kinds of adventures, like saving the other Yoshi’s from that blob that looked like a raven, which Yoshi launched into the moon! And that was only one of Yoshi’s many adventures, some of which got made into backwards comics!

Although, said backwards comics gave Yoshi weird abilities, including the ability to break “that” wall, which is what Yoshi is doing right now. Uh, hello readers!

Anyway, Yoshi is a simple Yoshi who loves food, and is open to make friends with anyone, no matter who they are! Speaking of which…

Yoshi noticed that Merva’s info was a bit small, so Yoshi will add more info! [Insert black flash noises] You see, about a few months ago, Yoshi was minding Yoshi’s business, just walking around the forest where Yoshi lives. However, while Yoshi was walking, Yoshi discovered a trail of half-eaten Goombas, so Yoshi-

Eevee: See! Merkava is a living bean eater!

Yoshi [annoyed]: So is Yoshi! Stop hassling Merva! [sighs] Anyway, as Yoshi was info dumping…

Yoshi followed the dead Goomba trail, and at the end was Merva, who somehow got sent to Yoshi’s world. Merva told Yoshi to stay away, but Yoshi refused and offered some choco. One thing lead to other, and now Merva is Yoshi's best friend!

[CG END]

As soon as Yoshi was done info-dumping, my device binged twice. I pulled it out, wondering why it was doing that.

*Yoshi and Merkava's profiles updated!*

"Merkava was teleported into Yoshi's world, and lived there for about a month with Yoshi. They are now friends."

Pikachu [wondering]: Well that's kinda convenient. This thing saves information you get.

Eevee [cheerful]: That is helpful! [Wondering] I wonder what else these things do?

Super Nuts [annoyed]: Well, they can track down whoever your looking for if, say, someone ran out of the room for no reason.

Ninja Doodguin [concern]: Especially if they ran out after Neco-Arc warned about 'the mysterious black thing', dood.

... When did these two get in??? Also is that squirrel floating?

Super Nuts [thoughtful]: Around the time Mr. Runaway dinosaur here was finish explaining why he knows about... Merkava, was it?

Merkava: Indeed that is me, floating squirrel.

Yoshi [worried]: Yoshi sorry! Yoshi didn't mean to worry about others! Please don't be mad at Yoshi!

Super Nuts [sighs]: Either of us are mad, Yoshi. We just don't know much about this situation we're in, and thus we have to proceed with a bit of caution.

Ninja Doodguin [cheerful]: But it looks like there was nothing to worry about, dood! [Consern] Although, dood, this room was a mess when we came in, dood.

Super Nuts [proud]: Nothing a skilled Green Lantern can easily clean! So don't worry about cleaning up.

Pikachu [shocked]: Sorry, WHAT did you just say?!

Super Nuts [!]: Ah, I guess I'll introduce myself now. [Heroically] I am Ch'p, the Ultimate Green Lantern! Relax, your safe with me around!

[CG] Ch'p, Ultimate Green Lantern [CG]

Gender: Male

Race: Squirrel

Series: DC

Birthday: January 9

Age: 22

Blood Type: O

Height: 1'9"

Weight: 22 lb

Don't let Ch'p's (pronounce "Chip", by the way) rank as the smallest in the group fool you. Not only is Ch’p a member of the Green Lantern Corps (which are space cops, basically), but he is one of the strongest of the lanterns, thus his ultimate. Huh, it’s kinda like Jubei…

But while Jubei is strongest PHYSICALITY, Ch’p is the strongest MAGICALLY. Well, Ch’p’s power is the power of imagination will, but his green ring is magic. Look, it’s a bit complicated, but so are the comics. Give me a bit of slack.

… Anyway, Ch'p wears a green and black suit, green gloves and boots, and a black mask, much like most lanterns. His herioc, brave disposition makes him a valuable leader not only made him great on green lantern missions, but with this group of silly animals, this may be his most difficult job yet.

.. There's also another reason why it may be difficult, but we will get there eventually...

[CG END]

That last line was not ominous at all 

Eevee [amazed]: Wow, an actual Green Lantern! We only heard stories about them, right Achu?

Pikachu [cheerful]: Yeah, although we thought they were only legends since- wait a moment [annoyed] EEVEE!

Eevee [smug]: That's what you get for closing the door earlier, Achu.

Yoshi[confused]: Yoshi dosen't understand why Pikachu is so upset at Eevee for sneezing- [realizes] Eevee didn't sneeze, did she?

Pikachu[sighs]: Yeah, that actually is the nickname she uses for me. I call her Vee, but it's not as embarrassing as... That.

Yoshi [cheerful]: Don't worry, Achu, Yoshi won't make fun of Achu's nickname!

Pikachu [embarrassed]: That didn't mean you can call me that, Yoshi!

Everyone chuckled at this, and I have never been more embarrassed in my life! I'll get back at you for this, Eevee!

Ninja Doodguin [cheerful]: Cheer up, dood, we all have something that's embarrassing! So don't worry about it too much, dood.

Pikachu [raised eyebrow]: Oh yeah? And who are you?

Ninja Doodguin [panicked] Ah, right dood, I needed to introduce myself! [Salutes] Hero Prinny, Ultimate Hero, at your service, dood!

[CG] Hero Prinny, Ultimate Hero [CG]

Gender: Unknown (They/Them)

Birthday: February 17

Age: Unknown 

Series: Disgaea

Blood Type: D(ood) 

Height: 3'03"

Hello, Lore Prinny here, and it’s time for another info dump, dood! For you see, dood, our lore dump takes us to the darkest depths of the known universe: Netherworld. Or as Humdoods like to call it, Hell.

So naturally, the Netherworld gets lots of bad doods, ranging from murders, to thieves, to those who raided the girls underwear drawer. All of them having to dood work for their sins as the lowest demons of all: Prinny's.

Our Prinny here was once a regular Prinny, dood , until one fateful day, their master had a craving for the Ultra dessert (Y’know, as you dood). But with the ingredients being defended by incredibly strong (not to mention, stubborn, dood!) demons, so naturally they summon their Prinny’s to dood the dirty work. One certain Prinny, however, bought up the simple fact that Prinny's can easily be thrown and get blown up, dood. So the master, who knew that already, gave that Prinny a red scarf and threw them out of the castle and told them to dood the job in 7 hours or else all their Prinny friends would be thrown to Brazil. Without the scarf that protected our Prinny, dood.

Thankfully for Brazil, as well as the other Prinnys, that Prinny (somehow) managed to beat all bosses, and get all the ingredients before the doodline. The Prinny's cheered so much for their savior, our little dood got a new title: Hero Prinny! Despite just being a Prinny with a cool scarf, Hero Prinny gladly accepted their new role, and soon became a hero for not just Prinnys, dood , but for all low level demons. Thus, they were made into the Ultimate Hero, dood.

Hero Prinny [embarrassed]: Um, thanks for all this praise, dood. [doubt] I really don't deserve being called THE "ultimate" hero, dood... 

Ch'p: Don't be so down on yourself, Hero Prinny! Sure, Being called THE ultimate hero may seem much, but most heroes would say the same thing. Plus, remember when we found Jack Frost? After you introduce yourself to him, he was over this universe to meet his idol!

As Ch'p says that, I remembered something that Jack Frost said.

[BACKFLASH]

Jack Frost [starstruck]: You'll see later. He and ... [Sighs lovely] My Idol found me in the freezer in the kitchen. I thought I ended up in the shadow realm...

[BACKFLASH END]

Oh, so that's Jack Frost's idol, huh. Wait a sec, Hero Prinny was only well known for the lower demons, correct Lore Prinny? 

Yep, that's right, dood!

But... that would mean that-

Sorry, dood, but I have to go now. This CG has gone on for a bit too long, dood. So long, dood!

[CG END]

As the CG ended, my attention came back to Hero Prinny, who had wiped their moment of doubt.

Hero Prinny [cheerful]: You’re right, dood. [proud] To all the Prinnys, as well all of the lower level demons, I am THEIR ultimate hero, dood!

Ch’p [happy]: That’s the spirit! Now with that out of the way… [serious] There’s something I need to ask, Merkava.

Merkava:… What is it, then?

Ch’p [wondering]: Out of curiosity, did you come across an egg like this one?

I then noticed that there was now an egg close to Ch'p, which had the green lantern logo on it. I would ask where he pulled it from, but I don't really wanna know... 

Yoshi [awkward]: Um, Yoshi says that’s a waste of time. Merva had ate it whole before noticing that it was-

Merkava [pulls egg, which looks like Yoshi]: Is that what this is?

Yoshi [surprise]: Oh! Merva didn't eat the egg because...[blush] it looked like me?

Merkava: ... I suppose. But mostly because I was already full.

Eevee [wondering]: Just how many did you eat?

Merkava: Yes

Yoshi [sigh]: That’s Merva for you…

Ch'p: Thanks for your answer anyway, Merkava. [thinking] It looks like there was one for everyone... hmm.

Hero Prinny [Thinking]: Speaking of everyone, we should head back to the dining room, dood. We have been here for a while, dood...

Ch'p: That sounds like a good idea, seeing that there's not much here. [Determined] Alright, follow me, everyone. Let's head to the dining room.

Pikachu [cheerful]: Alright, let's get out. I'm starving anyway...

Eevee [wondering]: Uh, we ARE having some food made, right? Because I don't think you mentioned that earlier.

Hero Prinny [shocked]: She's right, dood! Ch'p, we forgot tell them about the dinner we are having, dood!

Ch'p [reassuring]: I was actually going to say that we have some food getting prepared for us, so don't worry.

Pikachu [shocked]: DINNER!? I didn't realize it was that late...

Yoshi [worried]: Either did Yoshi! [Embarrassed] Although, Yoshi sometimes sleeps for a long periods of time Yoshi forgets! Right, Merva?

Merkava: Yes, yes you do. Although it happens more than "sometimes"

Yoshi [annoyed]: Merva...

A couple of us let out a little chuckle after that. Then Ch'p cleared his throat.

Ch'p [commending]: Alright, let's go everyone. Follow us.

We went into the hallway, with Ch'p and Hero Prinny lead the way, while Merkava and Yoshi took the rear. Guess what that means?

Eevee [😑]: Good grief Pikachu, you need to stop pouting every time you’re in the middle! I thought you would be over this since our days at Pokemon school!

Pikachu [pout]: I can’t help it! Nobody ever remembers who’s in the middle!

Yoshi [cheerful]: Hey, Pikachu can change places with Yoshi if Pikachu wants! Want to change with Yoshi?

I quickly glance at Merkava.

Merkava:?

Pikachu [fearful]: Um... I think I'm fine with being here, actually.

Yoshi [disappointed]: Oh... Yoshi understands. Yoshi just really wanted to make new friends happy.

Hero Prinny [chuckle]: Don't worry, Yoshi, you will have many times to dood that. In fact, just the fact you exist, dood, might be enough to make somebody happy! Dood, I'm I right, Ch'p?

Ch'p [smile]: Your pretty much on point, Hero Prinny. [Sorrowful] If only more people could really understand that...

Hero Prinny [confused]: Hey, dood, did you hear something? I thought I heard some mumbling, dood.

Ch'p [relaxed]: It's probably from the dining room. We're there now, anyway.

Really? Guess time went by faster than I expected!

Ch’p opened the door, and what layed beyond it would be ingrained into my memory forever.

[CG] Mascots Of The Comically Wide Table [CG]

A large table that spans the dining room came into view, with many of our classmates already sitting there.  Three of whom I and Eevee haven’t met are near the middle of the table.

Casparmon [cheerful]: Hey guys, Ch'p and Hero Prinny are back! They brought Yoshi back just in time, cause the food is almost ready!

Cubone? [Confused]: Are your eyes not working properly? Don't you see that they have brought more guests to this very wide table!

Caspermon [realized]: Wait, your telling me that there's more peps to talk to? [Cheerful] Awesome!

Minion [waves arm]: Welcome, travellers! Please don't mind the these furry's behind me, they just are starving for some food, y'know? Gotta fill the tank and all that.

I just stared at the odd looking robot for a bit, as the cubone and... I'm not sure what the other one is, but it looked like they were mumbling something in confusion.

That's when I heard a voice that I heard earlier today spoke up.

Morgana [annoyed]: What are you calling us, bot?!?

Jubei [sigh]: Please relax, Morgana. Your going to pop a blood vessel at the rate your going at.

Teddie [Cheerful]: And besides, we're are beary much furry's! Since most of us here are talking animals, anyway. That's what you meant right?

Minion [cowardwing]: u-Uh yes of course! I said it in just. Please don't hurt me...

Neco-Arc [disappointed]: C'mon, David Eddings, you need to have more of a backbone, Nya.

I looked to the right, and see the two necos musing to each other.

Neco-Chaos [thinking]: Wait, I thought he was played by Alex Hirsch.

Neco-Arc: Nya, he's playing the Cubone knock off. Although they do sound similar, don't they?

Minion and Cubone: No, we don't! We sound completely differently!

[Sarcasm] Uh-huh, sure, even I can tell the difference between their voices. [ends sarcasm] Anyway, I wonder where-

Jack Frost [cheerful]: Hey, Ho! Over here, Pikachu and Eevee!

Ah, there he is. Right between the necos and the new guys.

[CG END]

Me and Eevee walked towards where Jack Frost was sitting, who was drinking a slushy.

Eevee [wondering]: Where did you get that?

Jack Frost [slurping]: There's a slushy machine nearby the fridge, ho.

Pikachu [thinking]: Hey, Jack, we met with Hero Prinny and Ch'p, and-

Jack Frost [starstruck]: *gasp* You did, ho?! I'm ho glad! Aren't they hee-lly cool?

Pikachu [awkward]: Well, yeah I guess they are cool. But there was something odd I wanted to ask you.

Jack Frost [slurping]: Sure, ho. What's the question?

Pikachu [thinking]: Well, Hero Prinny is a hero for all low level demons, right?

Jack Frost: Yeah, that's right, ho. What are ho getting at, Pikachu?

Welp, here goes nothing.

Pikachu: Are you a demon?

Jack Frost [Snorting out Slushy]: PFFFFT!

Eevee [shocked]: It's not that we think you sold our souls or anything, but-

Jack Frost [confused]: I thought you already knew, ho! [Mad] Also, why would I steal souls?! Only Reaper's do that!

Cubone? [annoyed]: Yeah, he's clearly part of the Fairy race! It's basic demon knowledge!

Pikachu [smirk]: Oh yeah? And how does a Cubone like you know about demons?

Cubone? [Steaming]: Why does everyone keep calling me a Cubone?! I don't even know what that is!

Eevee [wondering]: Really? You do look like a Cubone-

Cubone?: I'm no "Cubone"! I am the King of Demons!

The Cubone took a deep breath in, and began to relax, before sheepishly rubbing the back of the skull on his head.

Cubone? [Apologetic]: Sorry, I should rephrase that. *Ahem*

He pointed his thumb (I assume) to himself.

Cubone? [Demanding]: Foolish mortals, bow down to King Clawthorne, the King of Demons and the Ultimate Demon Historian!

[CG] King Clawthorne, Ultimate Demon Historian [CG]

Gender: Male

Age: 8

Height (estimate): 2'12"

Series: The Owl House 

Blood Type: Unknown

Birthday: June 26

Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary folks, allow me to present you the cutest "King of Demons" you'll ever come across on the Boiling Isles! Well, according to a certain human from Earth, who managed to get there via Truck-kun.

Hm? What's that?

Oh. My bad, turned out she didn't get there by being hit by Truck-kun, she just went through a magic door. Which is way less painful, and not as boring as just blinking and suddenly bringing you into an entire new world.

But we're not talking about her and her girlfriend being gay and doing crimes (not in that order). We're here to talk about the King (of demons)! Said king, however, lost his throne to an evil wizard, losing his many of his "minions", but one day he WILL take back his crown, go back to this true form, and take back his throne!

But for now, though, he's just a small little guy, living in a house for owls with said human from earth and crimelord owl lady. But that's another story.

[CG END] 

Eevee [surprised]: Wow, so, what I'm seeing here isn't what you look like, Clawthorne?

Pikachu [ಠಿ_ಠ]: Really, Eevee? I'm pretty sure that the info dump said that.

King [confused]: What's an info dump? Is it that thing you put in the toilet?

Caspermon [freaking out]: KING, NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT INFO DUMPINGS FOR! WHERE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT?!?

King [spooked]: AHH! Shoutmon, you didn't need to do that! I was just asking a genuine question to them!

Talk about going from 0 to a hundred real quick. 

Pikachu [sweat drop]: Uh, Clawthorne, right? Don't worry about it too much, ok? It's just something for the uninformed, like me and Eevee.

And you readers too. But he doesn't need to know that.

King [awkward]: Ah, I see... By the way. [Wondering] Why are you guys calling me Clawthorne? Address me as King!

Pikachu: Oh, ok. King it is, then. 

Eevee [wondering]: